"College
is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend
several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get
drunk every night?" — David Wood
"A
telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass
out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone." — Craig Kilborn
"Colleges
are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed." — R.S. Ingersoll
"Americans
are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety prompts them
to advertise their college and university affiliations in the rear window of
their automobiles." — Paul Fussell
"I
believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they
can get into a good college that we cannot afford." — Dave Barry
"The
perfect going-away gift for a college student-athlete. A dictionary." — Dave Anderson
"Everyone
has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger
Technology." — Clive James
"A
man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car, but if he has a
university education he may steal the whole railroad." — Franklin Delano
Roosevelt
"To
those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And
to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United
States." — George W. Bush
"Fathers
send their sons to college either because they went to college or because they
didn't." — L. L. Henderson
"Colleges
typically did not tell you that ninety percent of your education came after you
hung the parchment on the wall. People might ask for a rebate." — Tom Clancy
"College
is a refuge from hasty judgment." — Robert Frost
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