Displays deviant behaviour when it
comes to numbers.
Can do tricky sums.
Experiences an inner peace in the
knowledge thatdebits should always equal credits.
Knows the inner thrill of viewing a
well structured chart of accounts.
Gasps at the majestic splendour of a trial balance.
Marvels at non-accounting colleagues who guiltlessly
work from home or leave early on a friday.
Always seems to miss a trick when it
comes to claiming expenses or receiving above-inflation pay rises.
Has made a lifetime vow never to take
a holiday at month end.
Spends more evenings with the office cleaner than
with their partner.
Sorts out all the mess.
Reports to anybody who may be interested on
where it all went so horribly wrong.
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